<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5119258290682391603</id><updated>2011-11-27T19:52:27.002-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Zingers</title><subtitle type='html'>Things you could have said.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zingers.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5119258290682391603/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zingers.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Zinger</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07630917785270396409</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-hG8nprPvvw4/ToSieSAV2fI/AAAAAAAAADs/3v2j4FqKTH0/s220/pie-in-the-face2.png'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>2</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5119258290682391603.post-461882345180940339</id><published>2011-09-28T16:27:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2011-09-28T16:31:15.928-04:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" - Mark Twain&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5119258290682391603-461882345180940339?l=zingers.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zingers.blogspot.com/feeds/461882345180940339/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://zingers.blogspot.com/2011/09/why-do-you-sit-there-looking-like.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5119258290682391603/posts/default/461882345180940339'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5119258290682391603/posts/default/461882345180940339'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zingers.blogspot.com/2011/09/why-do-you-sit-there-looking-like.html' title=''/><author><name>Zinger</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07630917785270396409</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-hG8nprPvvw4/ToSieSAV2fI/AAAAAAAAADs/3v2j4FqKTH0/s220/pie-in-the-face2.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5119258290682391603.post-4115432693236071766</id><published>2011-09-28T16:23:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2011-09-28T16:26:28.951-04:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening.  But this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5119258290682391603-4115432693236071766?l=zingers.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zingers.blogspot.com/feeds/4115432693236071766/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://zingers.blogspot.com/2011/09/ive-had-perfectly-wonderful-evening.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5119258290682391603/posts/default/4115432693236071766'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5119258290682391603/posts/default/4115432693236071766'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zingers.blogspot.com/2011/09/ive-had-perfectly-wonderful-evening.html' title=''/><author><name>Zinger</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07630917785270396409</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-hG8nprPvvw4/ToSieSAV2fI/AAAAAAAAADs/3v2j4FqKTH0/s220/pie-in-the-face2.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
